What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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