did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
