I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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