whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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