This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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