Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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