Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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