$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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