just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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