That's intense
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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