I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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