oh god the rape fog is back!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
try to milk me bitch
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