You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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