she was so not down for the gang bang
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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