ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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