mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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