I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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