Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
