I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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