windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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