Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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