i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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