508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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