Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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we're making bets on your personal life
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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