AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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