he told me I talked like a deaf person
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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