I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
two words: eviction party
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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