If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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