No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize