I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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