nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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