More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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