Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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