Your tits are I can't wait for
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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