Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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