I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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