I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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