READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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