This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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