Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
we're making bets on your personal life
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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