Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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