Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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