Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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