too bad you live with your parents still
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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