If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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