This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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