Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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