No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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