ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
