A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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