Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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