the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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