this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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