I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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