We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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